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You could thrust with a thrush if you fancy a climb, Or pork a few piglets if you have the time, A skinhead's pet cat if you don't mind a brawl, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.CHORUS
A sheep that's named 'Flossy' is warm you shall see, You can try with a wasp, you can try with a bee. You can hump with the dog that sleeps in the hall, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.CHORUS
A lion is frisky, a leopard is fun, But to keep up with them you may have to run. You'll be liked by the fleas at the flea-market stall, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.CHORUS
A hippo is funny but take care if underneath, A pirhana is pleasant but watch out for his teeth. Get a rodent, they can be found in the mall, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.CHORUS
You tail-lifting buggers from Ramtop or plain If you take my advice you will save yourself pain When the base urges strike you it's best to recall That the hedgehog can never be buggered at allCHORUS
Your hedgehog's a handful and cute as a bun You'd think he'd be perfect for animal fun But hatpin-like pubic hairs prove to us all That the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.CHORUS
You can top a giraffe if you stand on a stool Though a Jack Russell might make you look like a fool But the fact still remains that if you want to ball The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.CHORUS
You can hump a baboon if it doesn't hump you And a wildebeest's really got something quite gnu Carouse with a louse if your weenie is small But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.CHORUS
It's hard with a crab 'cause its bum's watertight The best way is sideways, then twist to the right If you screw one, be thankful as shorewards you crawl For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.************************************************
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