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Выведена новая порода мясомолочного скота – эта тварь жрет мясо и запивает его молоком!
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Скупой платит дважды, тупой трижды, лох платит постоянно!
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Спи, котенок, сладко, сладко…
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Глядя на тебя, я превращаюсь в ребенка, который знает только одно слово – «ХОЧУ»!
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Чтобы кролики не сожрали всю морковь, ее надо выращивать на открытой, хорошо ПРОСТРЕЛИВАЕМОЙ местности!
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Выткну себе глаз – пусть у тещи кривой зять будет!
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Любовь к теще измеряет-:я километрами!"
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SMS на английском языке
Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering.
As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.
Keep the school clean… stay home!
Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems.
The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short … does not exist.
It’s the one who won’t be taken, who cannot seem to give.
It’s the soul afraid of dying… That never learns to live.
It’s the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.
It’s the heart afraid of breaking… that never learns to dance.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.
Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.
No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think: «Why would I take the risk?»
I love working. I can look at it for hours.
A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise.
It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.
Boys say it’s great, boys say it’s fine.9 months later they say it’s not mine!Birdy birdy in the sky,Left a poopie in my eye.Me don’t care, me don’t cry,Me just happy, that a cow can’t fly! If you have a little stress,Come to me and kiss my ass.Men get and forget. Women give and forgive.
Live fast – die young.
Fuck is good. Fuck is funny.Lots of people fuck for money.If you think that fucksng’s funnyFuck yourself and save your money!Fuck it before it fucks you.
I fucked in the Rome,I fucked in the Spain,I fucked in the snow,I fucked in the rain.But I never be happy,I never be freeUntil I fucked the armyLike the army fucked me!