Enthusiasm, openness and affectionate treatment are the invariable features of all scammers and scoundrels.

Prolonged reflections sometimes lead to the use, but always – to loss of potency.

A tongue, able to spew all sorts of abominations, was originally only a valuable tool for absorption of food.

Politeness, characteristic of well-bred people, invariably provokes sneers of the overwhelming majority.

It is peculiar for a person to transfuse from empty into unladen, apparently, because he consists of water almost one hundred percent.

The degree of the development of civilization can be identified by growth in the number aborigines stealing without fear.

Death always brings the basis for a new life, at least, making fertilizer.

Athletes, security forces and officials is nothing real except the feces do not produce.

Do not try to spat on the neighbor properly, until thou haven't gathered enough saliva in mouth.

To resist the temptation, it is safer to sit down.

If everything, what is, hand out? – it is necessary for a very long time to look for these persons?!

Do you want to admire on yourself in development? Go to the zoo!

Only thirst never deceives.

Straightforwardness and openness are very bad for brain crinkles.

Wrinkles somewhat restrain physiognomies from spreading.

It's good when isn't worse yet, and it is bad when worse nowhere.

Personality is distinguished now by the presence of the personal accounts.

It is the most pleasant to die of laughter on the woman.

Any bullshit dreams before squabbles and troubles.

Inattention pleasantly excludes from consideration of garbage dumps and jackasses.

Democracy is effective only for rogues from the people.

Will is necessary in order that all life to be engaged in senseless business.

Bad habits only help to realize own imperfection.

Old age is characterized by the unreliability of the preserved organics.

Inequality drives the minds to seditious thought about the possibility of equality.

Smartasses at all diligence don't rise over mediocrity level.

Most of all troubles thou causes self to himself.

The service forces to obey the orders even of complete fools.

Absurdity arose from the frequent unsatisfactory by the common sense.

Wisdom is always found on boondocks.

Private aspirations are questioned only before death.

Capitalism and socialism are invariable competitors in the deception of the working people.

Losing the goal certainly adds to the congregation of idiots.

The consent differs indiscretions concerning unanimity.

Doubt means resistance to imposed certainty.

Sleeping person so reminds a corpse, that is possible to be mistaken.

Fear delineates the circle of the protecting accustomed.

Talent is rarely in the status of the necessary.

In infinity everything is being lost, but in finiteness everything is being found.

Completeness strongly teases only at vibration.

The real subject differs from the object by his exceptional insolence.

If to recognize that elite – the best of people, then it is necessary to agree that foam – the best part of soup.

The state always resists to us because there are no other people for it.

The rich are capable to share with the poor only by bad diseases.

The genius differs from others in that he goes crazy with great success.

The work is similar to digging of a grave, and the labor – to its landfilling.