The truth is not revealed just like that, but its individual grains are scattered in some laconisms, which are brief wherefore that catch it. Science is unable to understand the essence of the extraordinary, which often goes beyond its research approach, and religion is silent about the true causes of the mysterious and incomprehensible. However, everything has meaning and explanation. See below.
Lightly about the serious.
Where the person undertook from?
From the come
awareness of self who was earlier the irresponsible ape.
Why atheists do not trust in "Afterlife"?
They are similar to those who believe that the medal has only one side.
Who is right – materialists or idealists?
Neither those, nor others: where can consciousness build a nest without matter? And is it possible to test matter without consciousness!?
Why does time for happy life doesn't come?
Because somebody hours aren't watched, others have no watch, and all else are just waiting in the wings.
What is most important in a person?
The ability to take aim – everything else lives aimlessly.
In what does the principal difficulty of mankind consist?
In absence of understanding of that, what it generally is necessary for.
What is through the looking glass?
Nothingness, which turns around to thou.
1. Fresh pranks
Why all are going to the zoo?
To admire by itself in development.
Why love to caress cats?
For lack of more worthy object.
Whether understands parrot own chatter?
Only partly, but he likes it, and he is not stopping soon.
What special quality of the real housewives are the best?
By their richness – like the bun.
Where to now sit thieves?
Everywhere.
Why beggars have such look of suffering?
They always consider that they are given a little.
There is "Manneken Pis" (A pissing boy) in Brussels. And what is at us?
We may piss anywhere.
How the spirit is strengthened not so bad?
By acquisition of boots with foot bindings.
What a stick is good in?
It is possible to force down with its help not only pears.
What do cornered people make?
Japanese – Hara-kiri;
Russian – drunkenness;
American – business;
German – the order;
The Frenchman – champagne;
Englishman – soccer;
Chinese – a kite;
The Hindu – nirvana;
Jew – a sell.
Why the monkeys any more do not turn into people?
They had seen enough on them.
Why in the Russian language, almost all words are borrowed?
Apparently, Russians learned to speak later all.
Whether so really the person is perfect?
It is possible to learn it, having looked at a fly creeping on a ceiling.
Why do people trust the deceivers?
And why husband believes to wife?
Who occurs from a cow?
Exclusively good-natured persons, but in insufficient quantity.
What the bald head can be useful for?
For additional lighting of the space.
What is better to drink?
What into a throat flows and it is not being spillt.
How are combined boiling water and crayfish?
Just as boiling water and people, up to reddening.
What cheap cologne beats expensive perfume in?
It replaces vodka at an extreme.
For what pants are necessary?
To cover, inasmuch their opening does not make a contribution to science.
When women begin to get smarter?
Some – already after fifty.
Where did nudists undertake from?
From sin, that they do not hide.
From what a goose to a pig is not a comrade?
From the different feeding troughs.
Whether will triumph of validity?
When the cancer shall start to whistle at mount.
How to become rich?
Initially make poor.
Is it good to be as the pensioner?
If thou survive – will find out?!