Why with fat rage?

Demons prefer excess to drawback.

When the person craves the most.

When he has no money.

Why in Asia pilaf is eaten with hands?

Spoon it is possible not to be in time.

What thinks the ram, looking at a new gate?

What it does not concern him.

Who is this tailor?

The man who is able to strip through the glance of every which wants to get dressed.

In what is dissimilarity of a pig and a person?

The person is capable to turn into a pig, and the pig – doesn't even try.

Why distribution of medals begins?

To distribute money there is no desire.

Whether devil confuses us?

Not devil, but jurists.

What can be extracted from slops?

Quite good pork gammon as a result.

What is the difference of traders and women?

Shopkeepers try to sell everything, except themselves, and women try to sell themselves for the sake of everything else.

What does a vegetarian differ in?

Biased attitude to vegetables.

For what civilians grow moustaches?

For giving of themselves of military daring.

What does the playing sport harm to?

Strengthening muscles, it straightens the brain crinkles.

What American Negros are close to the Russian people in?

Set free rather recently from bondage, both those, and others yet haven't managed to adapt to will.

What will be with motorists soon?

They will disappear.

In what is the use of wrinkles on a physiognomy?

They allude to wisdom, which may completely absent.

What attracts delirium of the ill by?

It is possible to learn a lot of useful from it.

What is characteristic for any institution?

What is characteristic for any public office?

Loathsome spirit

In what a horseradish and a radish converge?

They are not wish to raise the degree of own sweetness.

In what case the flood is required?

When soul burns, and there is nothing to drink.

Whether it is possible to be clever and silly simultaneously?

It is possible, but uncomfortably. It will be unbroken glitch.

What distinguishes heaviness from burden?

The same, in what the kettlebell differs from hangover.

What is better – force or dexterity?

Better to use force dexterously.

How to overcome depression?

To blow in a whistle deafeningly.

Is it good to be rich?

Very good! But it is better to be carefree!

What was until us?

In general, it was the same.

Whether it is possible to get pleasure ceaselessly?

It is possible. But long it will not turn out.

How to overcome melancholy?

Work out by gymnastics.

Is it possible to be silent for seven years as Buddha?

If you are able to write?

Is the fighter better than the soldier?

Certainly: because the form does not constrain him.

Can the computer replace the person?

No! Firstly, it cannot do nonsenses, and secondly, thou can throw out it, but it cannot

Why do we need military in peacetime?

To nest egg.

Is the world the crazy?

It isn't necessary to ascribe to the world the human properties.

How to get rid of insomnia?

In old age – nohow, in young age insomnia doesn't happen, at the intermediate age – walk before going to bed.

Why had vice emerged?

For comparison.

Why horizon is slipping away?

It is ashamed of nude rotundities of Earth.

What are the reasons that people lose their teeth?

The people lose teeth on different reasons, but the main thing – they do not find them.