PAT THE ROBERTSON

PEEL SOME CHILIES

PEEL THE BANANA

PHONE THE CZAR

PICKLE PARTY

PLAY THE ORGAN

PLAY TUG OF WAR WITH THE CYCLOPS

PLAY UNO

PLAY WITH YOUR LIGHT SABER (аллюзия со Звёздными Войнами)

PLAY WITH YOUR TURTLE

PLAYING POCKET POOL (а Вы говорите, что люди по две стороны океана разные)

PLEASE YOUR PISSER

PLUNK YOUR TWANGER

POLE VAULT

POLISH THE PORK SWORD

POLISH THE ROCKET

POLISH YOUR HELMET

POP A NUT

POP THE CORK

POUND THE BALD-HEADED MOOSE

PUD PULLING

PUD

PULL A PUDDING

PULL RANK

PULL YOUR OWN WEIGHT

PUMMEL THE PRIEST

PUMP CREAM

PUMP THE STUMP

PUNCH THE CLOWN

PUNISH THE POPE

R2 YOUR D2 (аллюзия со Звёздными Войнами)

RAISE THE MAINSAIL

RAM THE HAM

READ POETRY

RELIEVE TENSION

ROMANCE THE BONE

ROPE THE POPE

ROUGH UP THE SUSPECT

RUB THE MAGIC LAMP

SAND WOOD

SECRET HANDSHAKE

SHAKE HANDS WITH THE GOVERNOR

SHAKE HANDS WITH THE UNEMPLOYED

SHAKE THE SNAKE

SHIFT GEARS

SHINE YOUR HELMET

SHOOT FOR THE MOON

SHOOT PUTTY AT THE MOON

SHOOT SKEET

SHUCK THE CORN

SHUFFLE THE PALM TREE

SING WITH ROSIE

SLAM THE HAM

SLAM THE SALAMI

SLAP PAPPY

SLIDE THE SHAFT

SMACK THE SALAMI

SPANK THE FRANK

SPANK THE WANK

SPANKING THE MONKEY

SPUNK

SQUEEZE THE CHEESE (не путать с CUT THE CHEESE)

STRANGLE THE SERPENT

STRANGLE YODA (аллюзия со Звёздными Войнами)

STROKE IT

STROKE THE BLOKE

STROKE THE DOG

STROKE YOUR POKER

STRUM THE OL’ BANJO

SUMMON THE GENIE

TAKE A NAP

TAKE A SHAKE BREAK

TAKE HERMAN TO THE CIRCUS

TAKE THE MONSTER FOR A ONE-ARMED RIDE

TAME THE BEEF WEASEL

TAME THE SHREW

TEACH OUR CHILDREN TO FLY

TEASE THE PYTHON

TEASE THE WEASEL

TEST THE TESTICLES

TEST YOUR BATTERIES

THUMP THE PUMP

TICKLE THE IVORY

TICKLE THE PICKLE

TICKLE YOUR FANCY

TORQUE THE FORK

TORTURE THE TENTACLE

TOSS IT

TOSS THE SALAD

TRANSFER DATA

TUG THE SLUG

TUG YOUR TAPIOCA TUBE

TUG YOUR TUBE SNAKE

TUG YOUR TUBE STEAK

TWANG YOUR WIRE

TWEAK YOUR TWINKIE

TWIST YOUR TOOL

UNSTABLE THE STALLION

UPGRADE YOUR HARDWARE

VARNISH YOUR POLE

WALK THE DOG

WALK THE PLANK (пираты Стивенсона ходили по доске как-то по другому)

WALTZ WITH WILLY

WANKER THE ANCHOR

WANKING THE WILLIE

WASTING BABIES

WAX THE DOLPHIN

WAX YOUR WILLY

WAXING THE CARROT

WAXING THE WEEZER

WHIP THE BOLOGNA PONY

WHIP THE DRIPPER

WHIPPIN’ UP ON SKIPPY (NOT THE BUSH, BUT KANGAROO!!!)

WHITE-WATER WRISTING

WINDSURF ON MOUNT BALDY

WORK A CRAMP OUT OF YOUR MUSCLE

WRESTLE THE EEL

WRESTLE WITH YOUR EMOTIONS

WRIST AEROBICS

YANK THE PLANK

A NIGHT WITH THE GIRLS

AIR THE ORCHID

BASTE THE TUNA

BEAT THE BEAVER

BEAT THE BUSH

BEATING AROUND THE BUSH

BRUSH THE BEAVER

BUFF THE BEAVER

BURY THE KNUCKLE

BUTTER THE BEAD

BUTTER THE MUFFIN

BUTTER THE POTATO

BUZZ

CARESS THE KITTY

CHECK THE FOXHOLE

CHECK YOUR OIL

CIRCLE THE KNOLL

CLAP WITH ONE HAND

CLEAN YOUR FINGERS

CLEANING THE CARPET

CREAM THE PIE

CUNT CUDDLING

DIG FOR YOUR KEYS

DIGITAL MANIPULATION

DIGITIZE

DO YOUR NAILS

DOUSE THE DIGITS

DROWN THE MAN IN THE BOAT

DUNK THE BEAVER

DUST THE END TABLE

ERASE THE PROBLEM

EXPLORE THE DEEP SOUTH

FAN THE FUR

FAN THE FURNACE

FEED THE BEARDED CLAM

FEED THE FISH

FINGER BLAST

FINGER DANCE